Total Medals Earned: 797 (From
141 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,645 Points
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.